joke

Mr. Samy-vellu went for a recent United Nations meeting.He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister.All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2003.Here are some of the conversations:China Delegate : 'By 2003, China will start their moon explorationproject.'Russian Delegate : 'We too, we are going to explore the moon. This timewe will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.'George Bush : 'We the United States will also explore the moon for thesecond time.'Malaysian Delegate: 'By 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun.'There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the MalaysianDelegate: 'Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?'Samy Vellu (after a long silence): 'We will do it in the evening.'

One day, SM Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM to negotiatetrade terms. During the lunch break the Prime Minister of Indiasuggested taking SM Goh for a spin in his helicopter and view India'scity lifestyle.As SM Goh was enjoying the view from above, he noticed an overpopulated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was evenshitting in his backyard. SM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly itis and that India's people are so uncivilised.India's PM was so humiliated and vowed to himself that he'll humiliateSM Goh when he gets to visit Singapore.When he finally did visit Singapore the following month, SM Goh toooffered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle.For a whole hour, India's PM was trying to spot a fault. Finally he sawa place where people literally littered the streets and as he had acloser look, he even noticed a man shitting on the grass verge. Hequickly pointed out to SM Goh about it and said, 'You said Singaporewas nothing like India. How do you account for this?'SM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied 'Aaahhh..we called that placeLittle India'.